❤jsy

Sunday, November 16, 2008 12:51

i finally got the inspiration to blog . (: laughs . before i start my blog , i shall dedicate my post to two people . ^^ be honoured eh .

to han :
hey , know what ? seriously , i dont care if you are hu han , fake hu han , his friends , cousins , mother , father , sisters , brothers , aunties , uncles , relatives or someone that has the name that end with han . understand ? anyway , it doesnt bother me . i dont judge people . so you shall be the first person that i will be judging from all your replies . ^^ firstly , i think you are someone that is extremely fat . why ? cause you keep saying that fengling is fat and blah blah blah . which means , you are deceiving yourselve of being fat . secondly , i think you are someone without morals in a way that you love to add oil to fuel . thirdly , i think you are someone with a fugging small pea brain who doesnt understand the word " pea " . why ? if you know , pea is already so small and how is it possible to have a small pea brain ? tsk tsk . which indirectly means you have got no brain . ^^ fourthly , you think people who wear clothes bigger than XS is fat so you are also saying yourselve fat . fifthly , i think you are those kind of person who is 吃不到葡萄说葡萄酸 . why ? cause i seriously think that you are jealous of her . well , you might be someone who has been rejected by her than you should look into the mirror and reflect or rather , you dont have any stead in your living life up to now . sixthly , you are not a good entertainer . after reading your replies , i felt so bored . -.-" seventhly , i think you are those kind of boys who likes to harp on the past . why ? you kept repeating the same thing when you got nothing to say . which is purely LAME . -.-" eightly , you must be those kind of 心灾了祸 person . you asked me when is my boyfriend and i going to break up right ? i have already replied you . i should not have said your parents but than again i dont see why i should not say them . since they give birth to you , they are obliged to teach you moral values since you lack of them , than it is their fault for bringing you to life . sorry but i dont pity them at all . like i have mention , i dont see a reason why i should be nice to you anymore since you are the one who starts the fire . i wont be the one who end the fire but i will be the one who adds oil , fuels , woods , hazard stuffs to the fuel to keep it burning and i will make sure you are the one who ends the fire with a fire extinguisher . dont understand ? than enlarge your small pea brain . ^^ that's all i am going to say cause i am still waiting for your replies . ^^ ninethly , you are a super duper childish person . when will you grow up ? i seriously think those kids who have intellectual problems are way mature than you . tenthly , i think you are those kind of person who has got IQ but NO EQ sia . tsk tsk . and for the fact now , firstly , a 17 years old JC girl who wears M size shirt is not fat eh . if she is fat than let me ask you , a 12 years old girl wearing XL shirt is call skinny ? laughs . secondly , please widen the use of your english dictionary before speaking out any nonsensical words . thirdly , feel honoured that you are the first person whom i dont know and never seen before being judge ok ? laughs . fourthly , build up your EQ level . EQ zero might as well be dead eh ? haha . fifthly , cause I'M JASMINE . (: see ya soon . dont cry inside your room or pee ok ? dont MIA also if not i get super duper bored . ^^

to feng ling :
wah piang eh , i think your friend , angeline very xia lan lor . like that han already give me shoot till LL already than she extra extra go scold . when she dont even read those previous tags -.-" what the hell ? why got this kind of friends de sia ? i tell you , dont think she study JC i scare her hor . she's trying to act as thou she care . if she really cares , she will not be there only yesterday right ? confirm hypocrites sia . i sibeh buay tahan her already . she confirm give that han shoot back till LL one lor but than also not my problem who ask her to be the nosey parker to poke her fat nose into this matter which she doesnt even know . (: we shall wait for more show to come up . i bet she will hit the roof top when that han go and tag and scold her . haha . see ya soon . (:

shall start with my blog post now . it will be super long i think . haha . yesterday went to lot one to eat first and after that shop a little and than we went to the interchange to take 985 to timah to play pool . BUT than , we lost our way . haha . was suppose to alight at the market there than we thought still got another stop so we wait and than , that another stop was at the express way ! haha . so alighted at the express way and cross over to the overhead bridge there and took 985 back . the route was totally different man . so yups , luckily we alighted if not straight away go geylang already . -.-" haha . than i was like we go geylang eat frog porridge before we even board the bus . reached timah was already 7 pm . can imagine ? waste so much of time . haha . went in and play for an hour and off we go . sian . not enough . heng my pool skill never drop sia . haha . i only jump ball once but all my shot got no energy one . -.-" haha . i dont know why yesterday like that also . haha . than my sister confirm zai . her ball jump out of the table . haha . before that was actually going for prawning but than abort the idea . so after pool , took bus back to westmall to eat mos burger and i only eat the nuggets and drink coke cause i dont feel like eating . haha . SHH . =x dont ever tell my boyfriend ok ? if not he confirm scold me like siao one . :( in between actually wanted to play longer but than that bastard was there too so abort the idea as he is a fucking bastard . hello , break than break lah . why be those kind of 拿的起放不下 guy ? dont you think you are super thick skin ? instead i think you should go and reflect on yourselve man why still need threaten her leh ? confirm cb . they was talking and i dont see a reason why i should let them continue talking as the girl is my sister and hello , letting my sister talk alone with that 神经病 guy later something happen even worst right ? so headed out of the pool centre and fengling and me straight away ask my sister to go off and he still 死残兰大 so i ended up with shouting this back to him " 你可一不要烦她吗 ! " and we walked away . than the furniture shop / whatever shop auntie look at me . haha . who cares lah . since he wants the whole world to know than i help him lor and my mother already know . so i shoot her back say that's why i dont like him lor . haha . cause i hate that guy alot and my mother was like he also never do what to you why hate him and blah blah blah . haha . finally i get the chance to shoot her back liao . of course i cannot always let him be the good guy right ? i tell my mother and his image and opinion was being destroy . haha . so much effort for getting into her good books but was being destroy by me . (: oh well , that guy is mathew . whatever his name spelling is like . i show him face yesterday already if not i confirm slap him and say , you bother her again i call police and sue you for harassment . and i went home to tell boyfriend that we lost our way and guess what he say ? he say singapore so small also can get lost . haha . wths ? but than think again . if singapore if so small , than why up to now still cannot find mas selamat ? so it isnt small actually . haha .

friday :
my mother cook tom yum . confirm spicy and i was like dont so spicy leh than she say not spicy . bluff me lor . after eating , my stomach burning . feng ling was there too . haha . than she did that mouth cramp kissing stunt . haha . so i was like next time you kiss your boyfriend like that ok ? than he confirm stare at you one . haha . do it again and again and again . haha .

today :
rot at home whole day . haha . no no . like i said to amos , i only hibernate at home. haha .

i'm baby love wifey (: